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Vice Chancellor
Professor Alan Dubious (MAd,TOTP,DipSHiT)
After obtaining his Phd from the University
of Oxford in Zimbabwe, Professor Dubious has become a leading light
in the field of Academic Downsizing. He has published numerous books on
the subject of reducing costs within large academic organisations and was
also the author of the best-selling book "You Too Can Become a Millionaire
in Under Six Weeks".
Senior Academic Officer
Dr Mike Shagger
Dr Shagger joined the university as a
lecturer of Psychology in 1975. In 1977 he introduced the controversial
all-female psychology-study camping weekends which have become very popular
with his students. His dedication to their welfare is held in high regard
by the senior staff of the university who stood by him for the entire duration
of his six month sabbatical which ended when all charges of sexual misconduct
were dropped.
Director of Information Technology
Services
Mr Dick Dongle BA(Ed) MBA
Dick is a longstanding member of the university
and has served in senior management for over 30 years. Despite his advanced
years, and close proximity to retirement, he is still an active member
of the IT directorate and has recently been awarded a certificate of attendence
for the "Introduction to Microsoft Windows" course.
Academic Registrar
Mr John Freemason (Order of the rolled
trouser, KBE[pending])
Despite the otherwise open nature of the
university, Mr Freemason has requested that no personal information which
relates to him be included on this site. In order to give a square deal,
we have decided to honour this request suffice to say that he is very much
on the level.
Senior College Bloke
Dr Ron 'The Razor' Richards
Ron Richards, whose family have resided
in the Peckham area for over 12 generations was a welcome addition to the
board in 1993. He has 4 doctorate degrees from Oxford, although sadly,
following a fire in his previous job, all evidence of these has been burned.
Ron's close links with the local community, council and constabulary have
proved to be invaluable, particularly when cutting through tedious legal
red-tape, and over-zealous health and safety laws.
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