The Wonderful Wankometer

Wankometer

About
Welcome to The Wonderful Wankometer. This machine enables you to measure the quantity of Management Wank in a piece of text or web page. Simply type the address of a web-page, or paste some text into the box above and press the Start button. The Wankometer will return a Wank Factor which indicates the overall wankiness of the text.Note: Engineers are currently engaged in fine-tuning the delicate mechanics of the wankometer, so results may be variable between visits.

Source
The Source of the wankometer is available under the GPL. Its pretty crap tho so I'm not linking directly to it. Please e-mail for info.

Links
Examples
Site Wank
Factor
www.microsoft.com/businesssolutions/ 9.39
www.iplanet.com 3.46
www.sun.com 3.44


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